Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Meet my FXB Instructors: The Ninja

The Ninja: a.k.a. Brittany

OK, first I have to say that the top definition for ninja on is really funny. If you dare, go check it out—just don’t drink your water while reading it. 

Why do I dub Brittany The Ninja? I’ve pulled a few of the 'facts' from the Urban Dictionary definition to prove my point:

Ninja don't sweat.
It's called “Liquid Awesome”, people.

Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
All of Brittany’s headbands say, “Farrell’s”

Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Brittany has killed my legs and arms on more than one occasion!

Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
I mean seriously, have you seen her roundhouse?

There are several other ‘facts’ in the definition that I’m sure Brittany will use to argue that she is not a ninja, but that’s fine. I maintain my position that she represents a new generation of ninjas—one where ninjas do, in fact, wear Spandex.

However there is one main reason why Brittany is The Ninja:

You don’t see her coming.

Maybe it’s the juxtaposition of her cheery voice with her killer workouts. When you see her smile and hear the laughter in her voice, you might think, “She’s so nice, I’m sure she’s going to go easy on us.”

Well, you’d be wrong. One word:


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