OK, first I have to say that the top definition for ninja on Urbandictionary.com is really funny. If you dare, go check it out—just don’t drink your water while reading it.
Why do I dub Brittany The Ninja? I’ve pulled a few of the 'facts' from the Urban Dictionary definition to prove my point:
Ninja don't sweat.
It's called “Liquid Awesome”, people.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
All of Brittany’s headbands say, “Farrell’s”
Ninja
don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Brittany has killed my
legs and arms on more than one occasion!
Can
remove a spleen in one swift motion
I mean seriously, have you
seen her roundhouse?
There are several other ‘facts’
in the definition that I’m sure Brittany will use to argue that she is not a
ninja, but that’s fine. I maintain my position that she represents a new
generation of ninjas—one where ninjas do, in fact, wear Spandex.
However there is one main
reason why Brittany is The Ninja:
You don’t see her coming.
Maybe it’s the
juxtaposition of her cheery voice with her killer workouts. When you see her
smile and hear the laughter in her voice, you might think, “She’s so nice, I’m
sure she’s going to go easy on us.”
Well, you’d be wrong. One
word:
N-I-N-J-A
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